Anonymous 11/07/21(Sun)09:56:30 No.66061441 >be me >with grandma >she's watching big bang theory >such shit >woman on says to guy “find out what cologne her father wears if you want to have coitus wit

Anonymous 11/07/21(Sun)09:56:30 No.66061441
>be me
>with grandma
>she's watching big bang theory
>such shit
>woman on says to guy “find
out what cologne her father wears
if you want to have coitus with
her"
>hmm
>been hanging out with this one girl who's really
close with her father
>met her dad before so ask him what cologne he
uses
>tells me and get the same one and use it
>takes 5 days before me and girl have sex
>it was her first time
>mega virgin sitcom got me laid
All in a days work