Anonymous 05/05/22(Thu)21:39:47 No.877606759 CRYING TEARS 24 JPG >be me, average american >sitting on my couch watching >billionaire kicks in my door frozen with patriotic awe >slaps my bud light out

Anonymous
05/05/22(Thu)21:39:47 No.877606759
CRYING
TEARS
24 JPG
>be me, average american
>sitting on my couch watching
>billionaire kicks in my door
frozen with patriotic awe
>slaps my bud light out of my hand
>fucks my wife on the couch next to me
>wipes his dick on the curtains
manage to squeak out “thank you for your service”
>he towers over me like a titan of industry
>pisses on my face while screaming “TRICKLE DOWN
clap and tip him 20%
>he twists my nipples while asking if “a union man”
>tell him proudly that a rugged individualist like him
>he seems pleased
>breaks a window to create more jobs and flies away
truly we are a blessed nation