Anonymous 02/19/22(Sat)23:38:26 No.67501076 >be me 5 years ago >buying a bed at store >store owner asks whats wrong with the old one >told her was jumping on the 40 JPG >she gets flustered and changes

Anonymous
02/19/22(Sat)23:38:26 No.67501076
>be me 5 years ago
>buying a bed at store
>store owner asks whats wrong
with the old one
>told her was jumping on the
40 JPG
>she gets flustered and changes
the subject
>just now realised "jumping on the bed" is a
euphemism for sex
>she thought i was having sex
>was actually just jumping on the bed