Anonymous 03/05/25(Wed)21:55:46 No.209162134 >"Luke, did ever tell you about the time was one of the most respected actors in the world, performing in renowned films such Lawrence of Arabia, Kind Hear

Anonymous 03/05/25(Wed)21:55:46 No.209162134
>"Luke, did ever tell you about the
time was one of the most
respected actors in the world,
performing in renowned films such
Lawrence of Arabia, Kind Hearts
and Coronets and The Bridge on the
River Kwai? even got an Oscar and
1.01 PNG a Knighthood in recognition for my
talent and excellence. Then, while
was between shooting masterpieces with David Lean, a
nerd named George Lucas begged me to play a samurai
wizard from space in his sci-fi/fantasy flick. took it to
be nice, even though it meant saying lines such as "Only
a master of evil Darth". Somehow it was a huge success
and he roped me into appearing in the two equally
idiotic sequels. The third one had cannibal teddy bears,
Luke. didn’t want to, but my code of honor as an actor
and British gentleman prevented me from leaving a
project unfinished. Now those movies are the only thing
people remember me for. When you search my name on
Google the first image is from a character unironically
named Obi-Wan and the first result is from a website
called “Wookiepedia”. My legacy is forever ruined
thanks to George Lucas. And he was a good friend"