(1.69 google уапаех iqdb wait Anonymous 10/05/21(Tue)19:40:03 No.65645694 1 1 >be me >Romanian >in college 1 >dirt poor >living with roommate >our washing machine is right next to our stove 1 >roommat

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Anonymous 10/05/21(Tue)19:40:03 No.65645694
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1 >be me
>Romanian
>in college
1 >dirt poor
>living with roommate
>our washing machine is right next to our stove
1 >roommate calls me from the kitchen
>tells me that the washing machine is acting up while washing
>a pot is on the stove
1 >tells me that if it starts jumping, to kick and slam it until it calms down
>tells me to not directly touch it because ifi get electrocuted
>tells me to watch over it while he’s taking a shit
1 >goes away
>stay there
>washing machine goes retarded mode
1 >goes into the direction of the stove
>panic because that is boiling our only food for the next week
>power thrust it
1 >dick gets electrocuted
>yell agony
>roommate sprints from the bathroom to the kitchen, no pants
1 >leaves a trail of shit behind
1 >see my roommate's dick swinging while he attacks the demon with a sweep handle
>panic as it's not working
1 >grab the pot to protect it from the washing machine
>slip on the shit-covered floor
>hot borscht falls on my roommate's ass
1 >he screams in pain
>run with the pot in hand and put it on the table
>grab a meat-beating hammer and physically assault the washing machine
1 >it stops
>roommate and i look in the eyes
>we won
1 victory.