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Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)11:19:15 №.60101903 >>60101945 >>60102011 >>60102075 >>60103638 >>60103935 >>60104121 >>60104274 >>60105956
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Real
>>60098093
This really happened.
>decent looking guy, having job
>Not many and-single job, work shift
>Watch
>Changes my life. want to be Driver
>Get my haircut like Driver and clothes like Driver, no Scorpion jacket because not Autistic
>Start behaving like Driver. Quiet but cool
>Buy brand new 2011 Mustang 5.0 because Driver drove one-and make enough so fuck it
>Start eating at this little diner erry night, staff remembers me, always saves me a spot:
always chats me.up, gives me free pie:
reciprocate but remain vague and breading: Waitress wants
>Ask her if she wants to for a drive. She gladly accepts.
>Crutse the night listening to:
>Drop her off at her apartment, ask if want inside for сойее
fuck yes
>play it-cool; broad for.a-sec. reply with simple
>We tuck
>Waitress and start dating.
>Keep up my Driver-shlick:
>She intreduces me to her friends, they think as fuck:
her dude-triends start wearing skinny jeans, white tees like:me- Healy tuck lol:
>One night her and down watch a mavie-on demand
>She's browsing movies, stops:on Drive:
fuck...
this
>Shit shit shit play И man, Driver
>Brood sec, it's not-my thing”:
>Ended up watching Bridesmaids
Still dating today and still doesn’t know I've been pretending to be Ryan Gosling for 4+ years.