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in veins “The Virgin THE CHAD Web Developer Software Programmer won't recommend wizard of vim because he doesn't know how to use it fancy IDEs everything isa uses shorts and fucking string unsigned ch
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in veins “The Virgin THE CHAD Web Developer Software Programmer won't recommend wizard of vim because he doesn't know how to use it fancy IDEs everything isa uses shorts and fucking string unsigned ch

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in veins
“The Virgin
THE CHAD
Web Developer
Software Programmer
won't recommend
wizard of vim
because
he doesn't know
how to use it
fancy IDEs
everything isa
uses shorts and
fucking string
unsigned chars like
a boss
С.
optimization level
over 9000
copy-paste javascript
doesn't care of
optimization
master of low
just coded a new
level programming
compiled language
doesn't know howa
the hardest thing he
during a 10 minutes
fucking browser woy
did was two lines
breakfast
his eyes can
of python
see over bits
hate php
never copied a
single char of code

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