forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of startup pitch meetings and then asked it to re-create a startup pitch meeting of its own. Here is the first page. STARTUP PITCH MEETING INT. VC’s OFFICE THE R

forced a bot to watch over 1,000
hours of startup pitch meetings and
then asked it to re-create a startup
pitch meeting of its own. Here is the
first page.
STARTUP PITCH MEETING
INT. VC’s OFFICE THE ROOM IS MADE OF SILICON
The FOUNDER and VENTURE CAPITALIST are sitting at a table. They are
visibly clothed. The VENTURE CAPITALIST is wearing shoes made from not
just one bird, but all birds.
FOUNDER
I will harness the power of computers.
Steven Jobs runs through my
veins. I need currency. Pay me.
The FOUNDER displays a bar graph. The bars for User Growth are
increasing so fast that the bars explode. Debris and remnants of
exploded Users are scattered across the room. The VENTURE CAPITALIST
nods his hands.
VENTURE CAPITALIST
How much runway you have left?
FOUNDER
My life expectancy is 79.93 years.
VENTURE CAPITALIST
And what’s the valuation?
FOUNDER
Seven dollars.
The VENTURE CAPITALIST looks perturbed. He sighs and slowly gets up
from the table, walking over to the sideline where he starts
frantically screaming and cheering. The FOUNDER is out of runway.