File: bald.png (8 Are you bald anon? What would и to have hair again? Anonymous 05/18/25(Sun)17:15:59 No.81206622 >Be me, 16 >Be bald „а >Cannot cope with it У] >Everyone at school calls me Clean, Egg

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Are you bald anon? What would и to have hair again?
Anonymous 05/18/25(Sun)17:15:59 No.81206622
>Be me, 16
>Be bald
„а >Cannot cope with it
У] >Everyone at school calls me Clean, Eggman, bald
hitler, etc
>Once heard a girl whisper -he looks like a human
buttplug-
>Every morning polish dome with coconut oil and a
microfiber cloth from Lidl
>Today in biology class
>Teacher is talking about sex or something
>I wouldnt understand
in my zone, shining the chrome
>Mate spits on my head every now and then for extra gloss
allow it. He knows his role
>Whip out my spare underwear and dry it gently like a buddhist monk
>Whole class is staring
>Teacher tells me to stop
scoff
>This is who now
>Turn my head 17 degrees to align with the sunbeam
light directly into teachers eyes
>He screams and falls out of his chair
>Class gasps
>Leave class to get some carrot juice
>Girls peeking out from classroom
>-Is that the chrome monk???-
>Everyone is suddenly weary of me
>Days later, new bald kid joins school
>Looks like a default character

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