just-shower-thoughts Contractions function almost identically to the full two-word phrase, but are only appro- priate in some places in a sentence. It's one of the weird quirks of this language we've.

just-shower-thoughts
Contractions function almost identically to
the full two-word phrase, but are only appro-
priate in some places in a sentence. It's one
of the weird quirks of this language we've.
thechubbynerd
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allthingslinguistic
That's the kind of linguist
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