Anonymous 09/12/23(Тие)09:26:47 №.15739073 >purchase home gym equipment or perhaps а дут itself >kidnap adolescent silverback gorilla from forest >allow gorilla to acclimate to new JPG environment (th

Anonymous 09/12/23(Тие)09:26:47 №.15739073
>purchase home gym equipment or
perhaps а дут itself
>kidnap adolescent silverback gorilla
from forest
>allow gorilla to acclimate to new
JPG environment (the gym)
>feed gorilla fruit and bamboo, small
insects for protein
>observe and take note of what gorilla’s favorite
foods are
>reward gorilla with his favorite food whenever it
plays with weights
>begin a рамомап process using this method
>encourage gorilla to work out more and more
>every few months tranquilize the gorilla and
increase weight on machines while providing
more/heavier plates for free weights
>eventually shift to engine blocks and broken down
cars
>the silverback gorilla can already bench press 4,000
pounds
>with training i believe i could push my gorilla to at
least 5,000
>begin to restrict diet and enrichment so gorilla gets
antsy
>drive gorilla to my ex’s house
>inject with 100ccs of adrenaline and leave
could this work theoretically