>Finally get а >She's quite cute and smart, 7/10 >Опе thing leads to another and we're gonna have sex >Comes into bedroom holding a black suit 3 PNG jacket and these weird yellow pink glasses >Wut >"A

>Finally get а
>She's quite cute and smart, 7/10
>Опе thing leads to another and we're
gonna have sex
>Comes into bedroom holding a black suit
3 PNG jacket and these weird yellow pink
glasses
>Wut
>"Anon... There's something want you to for me..."
>Shows me picture of this video game character on her
phone, pic related
>Wants me to fuck her while in cosplay as him
>Because desperate to lose my virginity, it
>She makes me say things like how going to shoot my
"big shot" into her and how this is a "very special deal"
while she plays weird music from the game
>Finish, she's in fucking heaven
>Post nut clarity hits harder than a semi truck running
over a toddler strapped head to toe with dynamite
>TFW was basically by-proxy cucked a midget
shopkeeper from some video game
starting to think this whole thing isn't all it's
cracked up to be, bros