have absolutely no idea how to write а programming language, don't Know how to stop И, there was never any intent Ugly often require ugly solutions. Solving an ugly problem in а pure manner Is bioody

have absolutely no idea how to write а programming language,
don't Know how to stop И, there was never any intent
Ugly often require ugly solutions. Solving an ugly problem in а pure manner Is bioody hard.
bloody hard
a programming language have
absolutely no idea how to write a programming
Ugly problems often require ugly solutions.
language, 1 just kept adding the next logical step on
the way.
We have things like protected properties. We have abstract methods. We have this stuff that your computer
science teacher told you you shouldn't be using. don’t care about this crap at all
don't know how to stop it
don't care about this crap at all
There are people who actually like programming.
this crap
not a real programmer. throw together things unui It works then
don't understand why they like programming.
I move on. The real programmers vill say "Yeah it works but you're
leaking memory everywhere. Perhaps we should fix that" I'll just
restart Apache every 10 requests.
Yes, a coder, but probably still better than you
Rasmus Lerdorf
@rasmus
throw together things until it works
but probably still better than you
Breaking the Web
Creator of PHP
not a real programmer
still really bad at writing parsers.
actually hate programming
Back when PHP had less than 100 functions and the function hashing mechanism was
the function hashing mechanism was strlen() strien()