Anonymous Mon 11 Sep 2017 23:49:04 No.19579503 Quotes >>19580125 ‘Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:12:45 No.19584319 (верой: >Be me, mid living alone ‘Quoted >>19584335 >Wake up in the dead of night, real

Anonymous Mon 11 Sep 2017 23:49:04 No.19579503
Quotes >>19580125 ‘Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:12:45 No.19584319 (верой:
>Be me, mid living alone ‘Quoted >>19584335
>Wake up in the dead of night, really odd abdominal cramps for some bizarre reason. No idea why
through to the bathroom sorry we've been getting it wrong this entire time, see now the error that's been made and why you're upset. You sharted and forgot to wipe in your manic panic. be pissed if my shorts stuck to my ass, too.
>Sit down and get ready to poop
Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:15:31 No.19584335
>Suddenly hear this really odd raspy/gurgling sort of rushing air sound lke a balloon deflating
>Whole room fils up with this awful smell of rotten meat out of nowhere
>Hairs on the back of my neck stand up. Have this unreal feeling of dread >>19584319
>Whole house has gone dead in the countryside and normally you can hear some animals at night at least. It also was not a shart. There was no poop. Zero evidence to support that claim.
>Cramps have gone but there's no poop? There's literally nothing there.
>Freak out, switch on all the lights, get my 12 gauge out of the closet and start shouting as loud as can to scare away anything close
>Eventually calm down but have no idea what happened to this day. Haven't had anything lke it before or since. Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:18:38 No.19584345 Report
>Siill scared to to the bathroom at night to this day i ‘Quoted
>>19584335
Got chills just typing this out even now. No idea what happened. so it was indeed a fart.
‘Anonymous Tue 12 Sep 2017 00:45:58 No.19579694 Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:32:33 No.19584389
Quoted >>19579740
First time farting? Don't worry it's usually stinky but harmless.
Anonymous Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:20:04 No.19580125 >>19584375
‘Quoted
fuck yourselves really. You can't tell the difference between the paranormal and a fart
Dude. It wasn't а fart ffs. know if it was a fart. Гуе never had anything like this at all
>wake up Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:35:50 No.19584404
>fart builds up inside of me ‘Quoted
>extremely tired because just woke up
Anonymous Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:52:23 No.19580058 >maybe a bit drunk
Your butthole must be haunted the cries of digested animals. They just want to escape ital.
>fart the nastiest fart I ever produced
>sounds awesome inside that bow!
Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:40:50 No.19584431
You literally got scared your own fart while you were
у ‘Quoted
>even the animals are scared from the sound just made
>confused what's happening think i's possible a skin walker cast some sort of curse to lure me into the bathroom. heard it and smelt it coming though and scared it
>scared as fuck
Anonymous Tue 12 Sep 2017 14:24:06 No.19581765 Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:48:40 No.19584453
holy shit anon that was a lousy greentext but I had to laugh so for that!
2219567758 ‘Anonymous Tue 12 Sep 2017 12:36:16 No.19581346
ЗБе >up in arms
>wake Must have been 3ish fart
STFU. know what а fart sounds like. This was something else
move kek
The feeling of dread got that night was something else. Like someone walking over my grave. know what experienced
>really pounding hard like being hit with a hammer. Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:51:23 №.19584466
>feel something watching me Quoted >>19584512
>finally can move again
think there's a lot of jealousy here over my decisive quick thinkin
>lie trembling around maybe an hour more before putting the lights on
Notas bad reat Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2017 01:05:37 No.19584512
‘Quoted
‘Anonymous Tue 12 Sep 2017 14:31:44 No.19581784 Report
Quoted >>19581938 fart
Maybe you really needed to fart?
Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2017 01:39:25 No.19584633 Report
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Anonymous Tue 12 Sep 2017 14:55:43 No.19581869
Even if it was a fart. It DOES not rule out that the gas was of supernatural origin. Perhaps some form of ancient indian blood curse.
Your sphincter was open, expecting fecal matter, and you fart. Instead of the *braaap sound you get when air rushes between your buttocks you heard the noises of your intestinal tract. 100% sure it wasn't fart though. The noise sounded like someone screaming in pain through liquid.
Anonymous Tue 12 Sep 2017 15:34:04 No.19582042 Report
Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2017 16:07:33 No.19587025
>>19581869
Holy fuck. Honestly is this а shill? For the last time know what a fart sounds like. This was something different. Forboding
indian blood curse.
‘And how you explain the feeling of dread?
Anonymous Tue 12 Sep 2017 15:51:08 No.19582085
Quoted >>19582268
>>19582042
Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:38:25 No.19584421 |Report
mous Wed 13 Sep 2017
Simple, you're an idiot. Unless you want to believe in some Fart ghost.
>>19584421
‘Anonymous Tue 12 Sep 2017 16:50:36 No.19582268 Report ‘Someone really needs to screencap this whole fart ghost convo. laughing so hard It needs to be immortalized
‘Quoted >>19582663
Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:40:24 No.19584429
>>19582085 View |4 2KiB, 1255123
IT WASN'T A FUCKING FART. Why are you so desperate to cover this up? ‘Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2017 07:34
You could say Из been a real “gas”
Anonymous Tue 12 Sep 2017 18:27:44 No.19582663 Report View Same’ Googie’ 22KiB,
‘Quoted Anonymous Tue 12 Sep 2017 16:45:28 No.19582251
>>19582268 Quoted >>19582272
Don't worry anon. It's obvious what you experienced wasn't a fart >literally farts а trauma
You are beautiful anon, never change
Ignore the soulless government shills trying to cover up paranormal
Anonymous Tue 12 Sep 2017 21:16:22 No.19583400 Report
‘Quoted
>finish work late
a fart, and anyone who suggests otherwise is a communist, and likely a threat to our democracy. Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2017 07:09:00 No.19585445 >Get home, take in the sights of the park across the street
Quoted >>19585600 >Notice a shadow swinging a tree like a cat giant tail
Anonymous Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:21:26 No.19584044 Report
I didn't know should post this or not but seeing as how similar things have happened to others Ill doit
>working night shift at servo on road that heads out to highway
>nothing much happens at this time since people rarely leave the city late at night in tree park watching people leave work late
>at exactly midnight a man with a hoodie and long pants comes in
see any details his face
>hello sir can i help you
>no response, he just walks straight to the toilets
>a few minutes later hear the how! of a thousand souls coming from the toilets
‘View >it lasts at least 10 seconds, makes the cash machine vibrate
‘Anonymous Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:28:40 No.19584085 Report >man leaves, doesn't talk or buy anything just walks out as fast as he can
>grab gun and check toilets, nothing there
и >50 THICC block out the light and scare everyone
No what >nobody understands me
>get scared Why does does senpai get scared when he notices me?
>start yelling and running around with a shotgun
why one Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2017 07:47:47 No.19585512
Anonymous Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:38:59 No.19584140 Report
‘Quoted
What would you have done given the circumstances? >The night is full of dread
>I awaken from my bed
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Anonymous Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:43:04 No.19584168
:43:04 No. >The room is filled with miasma
>And booty had а Мама
>>19584140 investigate where all this started
back to sleep? I've had almost that exact thing happen to me, and just went back to bed. It's not >Then i realized i only farted
weird or creepy at all
Anonymous Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:48:58 No.19584202 Report
Quoted >>19584214
Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2017 14:42:46 No.19586733 Report
‘Quoted was taking a shit and my fart scared me. Must be ghosts
You werent there. This is just tough intemet talk. know what experienced that night.
fucking fart you stupid normie fucks
Welcome to
something not of this world
Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2017 16:00:03 No.19586989
Anonymous Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:50:52 No.19584214 Report
‘Quoted
>dazed a fart
IT WASN'T A FUCKING FART
Those weirdo Indian fart fetish guys would get off on your otherworldly fart story.
View Googie 1479085623023
methane so intense causes seeing things maybe even a cloud of farts
2017 Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2017 16:11:35 No.19587045
‘Quoted
>>19584309
Shill harder mate. Think people's reaction to my story is pretty
How many other stories in here could be palmed off as “just a fart"? I's record itt happens again you fucks.
Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:09:47 No.19584306
Not that it will since my decisive quick thinking probably scared the hell out any of you fucks ever come up against a demon you're screwed
Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:28:33 No.19584375 ‘Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2017 16:16:15 No.19587067
Quoted >>19584389
>People's reaction to my story is pretty telling Please record you farting on the toilet and post it on
we
you mean how everybody is saying you farted yourself into frantic frenzy? fucking кека Please
Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:10:42 No.19584309 1 don't even have an image that captures my joy at this thread
Quote >>19584375
Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2017 16:24:11 No.19587103 Report
IT WASN'T A FUCKING FART Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2017 11:28:02 No.19586059
this needs to be a banner
NO. going to record a demon.
THERE IS NO FUCKING EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT THE FART THEORY.