(84 Why по remember these threads used to be full of anons sharing personal stories. Let's get a campfire vibe going faggots. I've got work in a little bit, but I'll share some stories. You should too
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(84 Why по remember these threads used to be full of anons sharing personal stories. Let's get a campfire vibe going faggots. I've got work in a little bit, but I'll share some stories. You should too (pic related) >born and raised in God's country, Lafayette, >but dad's side of the family is all Appalachian mountain folk, 100% America- bred country bumpkins, the kind you can barely understand when they talk to you >good people tho, and great storytellers grew up listening wide-eyed to their crazy tales of witches and magic >for example, when was really young, dad used to cut our hair scoop up and then out into the woods never questioned this until one day my youngest brother got his first haircut >as usual, dad it it >when he was done, he scooped up the hair like he always did >grandpa was there at the time and he said, ‘make sure to bury and dad nodded and went out into the woods was about 10 this point and had never been told that dad was burying our hair >so asked about it and grandpa said that witcnes use your hair to cast spells on you >he say you've got to out where no one can see you and dig a hole and bury it, otherwise witches will use it to curse you >grandpa is shocked that I've never heard that before >he asks, Didn't your dad ever explain know how to tellif a witch made a curse out of your пай?” tell him ‘по sir and he explains and witcnes can put spells on bits of human hair to make a person sick, or to make them things >occasionally, this will result in a thinking he means like the kind of hairball that a cat hocks up, but he describes it as a big tangled up wad of hair >it just appears, like out of thin air, wherever you are >sounds retarded, but he calls my older cousin over (he was staying with at the time) anon about the time you found a >my eyes wide >he says that one morning, he was at the breakfast table talking to his brother >they were sitting across from each other when a big wad of hair materialized out of a thin air >they watched it appear right in front of their eyes, then floated over like a tumbleweed towards my cousin >he jumped out of his chair Tnose witch balls can burn your skin’ he told me >so he grabbed a of tongs and plucked it out of the air, careful not to touch it >then he tossed it in a fire him if anything ever happened after that said no asked if he'd ever been burned one of those hairballs and he said no, but his friend had >apparently this friend was out on his farm one day when he heard a cow in the woods >thinking one of his cows escape, he went over эре followed the mooing until he came toa small clearing, but there was no cow there >then a bunch of ‘witch balls” appeared out of thin air and encircled him >he knew what they were immediately and took off running >but he ran into a few on his way out and the next day his face and arms and neck were covered in these big burns >"Looked kind of like road rash’ >Grandpa told me to be careful about my Nair >from then onward, always made sure dad buried my hair if he cut it know it's bullshit now, but still it myself kek 5 another one from grandpa >there's something that happens before some people die >they just called it ‘the knocking’ >before someone died, they'd hear a tapping at the front door >the tapping always stopped as soon as someone went to check on it >the next day, someone in that house would be dead >sometimes, only the person who was about to die would hear it >but usually, multiple people would hear it >apparently it happened to someone in my family, one of my cousins >he was outside with a bunch of friend and family when they all heard someone pounding on the front door of the house >they looked over and nobody was there >they figured maybe one of the kids had gone inside and was playing around so they got back to talking >then the pounding started again and my dads cousin went over to tell the kids to stop messing around >but nobody was there >he closed the door and began walking towards everybody in the yard when the knocking came again, this time quieter >my cousin looked back >nobody was there >grandpa said everyone got spooked, because they all knew this meant a death in the family >the next day, dad’s cousin was found in his bed, dead of no apparent causes Anonymous 03/29/22(Тие)08:46:20 No.31414040 (124 one last one before doubt be able to come back, so that will be all from me. I've got a lot of work to today. >when dad was growing up there was some woman named Miss Adeline or something like that, who everybody knew was а good witch’ >if people were sick or needed help removing a curse, they to Miss Adeline >one time, grandpa sent dad over to Miss house to help her chop wood >he worked up a sweat and Miss Adeline asked dad if he'd like some milk (lol) >he said sure and followed her inside >Miss Adeline checked the fridge but there was nothing in it must have run out’ >she asks dad to help her with something really quick, and she'll get him some milk >Miss Adeline grabs a little towel and dad follows her outside >she has this big bundle of sticks tied up next to the house >she grabs the bundle and lays itona stump, then covers the bundle with the towel >'Can you shop these sticks for >dad obliges >only when he brings the axe down the sticks don't break >Miss Adeline removes the towel and and behold, the bundle of sticks 1$ fine, no damage whatsoever >then Miss Adelina takes grabs a big pail and sets it at her feet >she takes that towel that she used to cover the bundle and squeezes >as she wrings it, a huge chortle of milk comes pouring out >she fills up the entire bucket, then she pours out two glasses of fresh milk >dad takes a sip nervously >then he chugs the entire thing (dad would tell this part exaggerating, licking his chops and rubbing his belly) >'sweetest glass of milk ever
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