Tue Влву Dier Take а good look at Abbey Lee Kershaw and Hedi Slimane. See their jutting cheekbones and bulging eyeballs? Yours can totally be like that too, so long as you're willing to adhere to the
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Tue Влву Dier Take а good look at Abbey Lee Kershaw and Hedi Slimane. See their jutting cheekbones and bulging eyeballs? Yours can totally be like that too, so long as you're willing to adhere to the uber cutesy diet that these two effortlessly chic Skeletors have been known to follow. Now, everyone knows that digestion isn’t very glamorous. The act of mastication is, in itself, so very vulgar, and then that nasty bolus of calorific horror settles into your distended stomach, stirring up a whirlwind of gas and discomfort as it waits for hours to be broken down. After that harrowing process, a trillion fat globules get sent directly to your upper arms and inner thighs. And then, well, you know...something really un-chic happens in toilette. But what if you could bypass all of that unpleasantry and just follow a really adorable diet that consists of only a few hundred calories a day? And, like, your stomach will stay flat since it’s not filled with festering kale and noxious fumes. Ohmigod, tell me more, right? Enter: the Baby Food Diet. You don’t have to chew anything since the blender did that for you. Portion control be an issue either since all of the stores carry single-servings with really low calorie counts. And, like, I guess that babies need clean and well- rounded food or something because, like, all of the ingredients are things that you've heard of before and are actually good for you. It’s like a juice fast, but with a little more substance and a little less lawnmower drippings. But, like, waaay more affordable, so you can use all of the money that you save on some unflavored Pedialyte, which is really just like a zero-calorie coconut water. Plus, thanks to all of the crazy and demanding yoga mommies decked out in Lululemon with their obscenely expensive strollers, Whole Foods has really upped their game in the baby food aisle. There’s seriously a flavor for whatever type of mood that you might be in, so don’t even worry about lack of variety. It’s like chic girl heaven. Make sure you get there early though, so you won't have to fight with the colicky toddler in the Missoni Bugaboo over the last "zucchini banana amaranth". Ella’s Kitchen and Plum Organics are good for your basic blends of fruits and vegetables, but swear that the marketing team at Earth’s Best was targeting chic/orthorexic adults when naming their product lines. "Antioxidant Blends"? "Super Fruits"? "Gourmet Meals and Seasonal Harvest"?! yea, okay. Like 6-
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