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Anonymous 08/05/12(Sun)04:09 No.20189321 [Reply]
Tell me a Death Watch bedtime story
Anonymous 08/05/12(Sun)04:11 №.20189337
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ONE TIME WATCHED A XENO DROWN IN HIS OWN
DISGUSTING BLOOD.
THEN LAUGHED, FOR HOURS
GOODNIGHT TINY SERVANT OF THE EMPEROR.
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Anonymous 08/05/12(Sun)04:13 No.20189351
GOODNIGHT, MASSIVE METAL WALKING BEACON OF FAITH AND FURY GIVEN FORM.
Anonymous 08/05/12(Sun)04:13 No.20189360
>>20189337
Spatchcock 08/05/12(Sun)04-18 No.20189410
Upon Tangentus Primaris an пашейопа! Intelligencia operation had uncovered that an Imperial colony devoted to the manufacture of textiles, isolated for centuries, had gone off the grid scant decades before. initial scouting
endeavors Inquisitor Arcellus Cassirer of the Ordo Xenos called for a Deathwatch kill-team to aid him in the pacification of what he called "A most disturbing and egregious situation.” My brothers were dispatched via strike cruiser
to aid the Inquisitor, already planet side, with instructions to rendevous and pacify all xenos and xenos tainted humans within a 25 hectacare radius, taking care not to damage the Textile Facility
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Anonymous 08/05/12(Sun)04-19 No.20189437
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Spatchcock 08/05/12(Sun)04-27 No.20189511
Upon reaching geostationary orbit over the strike zone of Tangentus Primaris, a mostly desolate world comprised of vast stretches of dry plains upon which а pequliar native floral form known as Rosales Cannabaceae, we
received no communication from Inquisitor Cassirer and after waiting for two standard solar hours were left 10 assume the Inquisitor had been captured or was dead, and modified mission parameters in the appropriate fashion to
locating the Inquisitor and ascertaining his fate. Functionally the mission profile remained the same deep strike a 6 brother kill team and standard pattem razor back via drop-pod into the immediate vicinity of the textile
colony, regroup, and advanced on the troop transport stopping to inquisition and pacify any foot mobiles or questionable targets encountered along the way.
Little did we know the terror we would find there
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Spatchcock 08/05/12(Sun)04-44 No.20189682
Orbital drop was performed with the precision have come to expect and demand from my brothers of the Death Watch, and all units were deposited with only a two kilometer landing zone drift. In short order we regrouped and
mounted the Razorback, performing a tactical advance towards the Textile facility. We noted a disquieting lack of activity on approach по combi-hanisters gathering the local flora for processing, and no resistance was offered
‘We did not even recieve fire on the drop. commented this to my brother-sergeant, and he agreed that the whole affair was suspicious and back to our Strike Cruiser to ensure that evacuation and
bombardment protocols were on standby.
‘We approached the facility, still unchallenged. The wall lights and orbital scans confirmed that the facility was still active and a high number of organic were within, but ifthey had taken any notice of our drop or approach
they gave no indications in action or communication chatter, as all channels were silent. Brother-Sergeant had ordered me to load my missle launcher in preperation for a wall-breach manuever when an organic footmobile began
rapidly approaching the Razorback, waving his arms and screaming in high-gothic. The driver armed the Razorbacks heavy bolters and took target of the foot mobile, then comm‘ the Brother Sergeant to confirm it was
not a threat. On order, we performed a dismemberment maneuver to confront the
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Spatchcock No.20189833
itwas a member of the Inquisitors retinue, a Savant known as Okembre. A devout of the Machine Cult, Okembre was а mass of cables and cybernetic enhancements to allow him to better perform his duties for the Inquisitor.
The Savant was hysterical, and required a brief chastisement from the stock of my bolter to regain his senses. He informed that the Inquisitor had been unwilling to wait for the Kill Team to arrive, and attempted to investigate the
affairs of the more closely to fully ascertain the threat.
He told they had discovered that the facility had actually been investigated the Imperium twice before, first a delegation from the Munitiorium, and then the Administratum. Neither delegation had ever returned, nor were
reports on theit fates filed. Administrative laziness and the relative unimportance of the facility (until now, as we discovered the only reason the Imperium had taken note once again was this facility was required to help provide
imperial guard fatigues for a in Segmentum Secondus). What they discovered was chilling
Tangentus Primaris’ chief ‘crop’ was Rosales Cannabaceae, the floral ife form which grew wild upon it's planes. Materials harvested from this plant had proven unusually hardy, and were used to manufacture clothing textiles and
chords. Unfortunately, 400 years ago the local worker-serf populace discovered another property of the plant.
taking dried flowers and subtending leaves and stems of the plant, burning them and inhaling the fumes, they discovered it produced а cloying and euphoric smoke which dulled the senses and provoked irrational bouts of
and paranoia. The use of this drug had swept the colony, and before anyone truly understood what was happening the entire facility was dragged down into addiction. Moreover, dangerous pyschological changes began to
overcome the
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Spatchcock 08/06/12(Sun)08:02 No.20189845
>>20189833
Aside from general hunger, listlessness and slothful behavior, the addicts began to entertain deranged thoughts of peace and harmony. At first this was а beneficial outcome as labor tensions evaporated, and old enemies became
fast fiends, and work songs about the bounty of the earth were sung during labor hours. As this insidious culture took increasing hold, addicts took to wearing outlandish multi-colored cloths that would make a heretic of the
chaos lord Staanesh shake his head in bewilderment, and general standards of hygiene plumetted
‘Work quotas ground to a halt as increasingly, all intake and stockpiled plant material tured to feed the colonies addiction until eventually, all contact with the outside world ceased, the populous too stupified to remember to so.
The new society that arose from the ashes of Imperial civilization referred to themselves as ‘hippies’. And in their way lay damnation.
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Spatchcock No.20189901
One one, the demon plant ensnared the populace. Then, the Munitorium that came to investigate the lack of contact. Then, the Administratum that came to investigate the missing Munitorium envoys. The
effect of the plants smoke, and the local food which was now produced with large quantities of the plant within, resulted in any who came to the facility for any period of time being ensared in the malaise and degredation
of values that the plant brought on. The threat pattern had caused the Inquisitor to initially suspect that Gene-Stealers had infitrated the facility, which was when he contacted the Deathwatch. When it became increasingly obvious
that there was more going on than met the eye, he had infitrated the facilty investigate
Okembre had performed some chemical field tests and attempted to warn the Inquisitor and the rest of his retinue, but he had been too late Inquisitor Cassirer had foolishly consumed а local pastry known as a ‘pot-brownie’, dyed
his coat blue with pink polkadots, and had decided to ‘give peace with the Xenos a chance’ and joined a drum circle
We knew then what we had to
Spatchcock No.20189969
>>20189877
a Krak Missle into the tube of my launcher, intoning the blessing of hateful vengeance as discharged my weapon at the outer wall ofthe facility before joining my brothers and the Savant inside the Razorback.
The Emperors wathead struck home, blasting a large chunk out of the wall, which had not been intended to withstand heavy arms fire.
Brother Elos, our driver, beseeched the machine-spirt for speed and approached the damaged wall at full momentum, fring a withering fusillade from the razorbacks twin-linked bolters into the damaged wall, further splitting the
plascrete
The Razorback rammed the outer wall, smashing into the outer courtyard of the facility. The interior was a hellscape of mismatched colors, dreadlocks, terrible music and impure sexual acts. Taking the natives utterly surprise,
we commenced pacification
‘Abandoning my heavy weapon inside the Razorback, joined my bretheren in the courtyard, fring my bolt pistol into the screaming, heaving mass of human excretae. Where was once the sickly, insufferable cancer of
understanding and love the vengeance of the Emperor had come, and we slaughtered the hapless fiends enmasse. Bodies piled up shoulder high before being doused in the cleansing promethium flames of Brother Elos’
blessed flamer.
Leaving the Razorback to maintain control of the courtyard, the kill team advanced into the facility itself and engaged in brutal, completly one sided tactical purification, beating the foe to death with our feet and the stocks of our
bolters when ammunition failed
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Spatchcock No.20190065
>>20189969
inquisitor Cassierer himself we found beating bongos in a bedchamber while an unattractive, middle aged woman writhed naked amidst а campiire circle. Seeing for ourselves that the Noble Inquisitor was too far gone to be
saved, we offered him the respite of death. Three fragmentation grenades were thrown into the chamber and the doors sealed
4.3 Standard Solar hours later, had been extinguished within the facility. The only survivor was Okembre himself, who was insensible from the horrors we saw within those walls. Comming for Evac, the Sergeant requested
and received a pacification spread orbital bombardment upon the facility to ensure the job was done properly. Below the textile facility blossomed into a glowing visiage of the Emperors wrath, and one brother was moved to
tears the beauty of the explosions
Our ship maintained cordon patrol until an Inquistorial cruiser arrived three solar days later to relieve Savant Okembre, a sobbing mess, was handed over to their interrogators for debriefing, mind scrub, and full re-education.
understand he was later lobotomized and tumed into а Senitor for his loyalty in the face of heresy.
agents quarentined the world, and after a fact finding mission of their own and collection of samples of the plant material for their own secret purposes, Tangentus Primaris was virus bombed to ensure full pacification of
the cancer that festered there. It will be safe for human repopulation in 2,126 galactic standard years
Closing Thought: Hatred is the shield of the righteous. Sleep well, and remember that peace and understanding is a sin against the most holy Emperor.

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