Clown world requires clown solutions

#61 335146086 39 minutes ago
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to waitrose/M&S or other expensive
supermarket
>fill basket with hundreds of expensive ice
creams
>throw ina freshly cooked roast chicken
=walk around store for half an hour picking up
chilled fish and steaks and absent mindedly
leaving them in different
>walk around squishing flat all the muffins in the
baked goods section.
shake cakes
>open the fridges and leave the doors open
>leave trolley/basket outside toilets and fora
shit, throw enough toilet paper down it to
completely clog it, repeat for other stalls.
>when everything is throughly melted through
the check out and make them scan everything
through but pretend you forgot your wallet in the
car, tell them you ere popping out to get it.
>walk out and to the next supermarket.
after doing all the supermarkets to to
buy cheap white paint
>cross the road in a hurry and accidently trip and
throw it over the freshly tarmacked junction
>accidently mistake your chewing gum coated
СЕХ membership card for your bank card and
use it in the cash point completely jamming it.
>make an appointment at the council offices and
the reduced aisle fish you scanned through the
self checkout as potatoes earlier slip out and
down the crack in the back of the waiting room
sofa.
>walk down the street removing parking tickets
from cars you dont own
>phone up all the pubs and restaurants and make
reservations for non existant groups of people
>order takeaways for cash on delivery to other
peoples houses
>use a flathead screwdriver to lock bathroom
the outside
>print out official looking (council) notices full of
lies and stick them up everywhere to make
people confused and mad.
=buy 4000 cheap black widow knockoff catapults
fram china and hand them out to inner city year
9's.as the leave the school gates
the same with cheap lazer pens
purchase 10,000 rape alarms from alibaba
which you will randomly set off in hard to reach
places at night
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