Thine hips art narrow as a board Despite thy scabbard robbed of sword Thy shoulders broad, thy chin a block Despite thy codpiece absent cock Thine husky smell, thine heavy voice Accomplish naught but

Thine hips art narrow as a board
Despite thy scabbard robbed of sword
Thy shoulders broad, thy chin a block
Despite thy codpiece absent cock
Thine husky smell, thine heavy voice
Accomplish naught but show thy choice
To cuck thyself, a eunuch be
Then hide thy discord misery
A freak thou art, misshapen fiend
Betraying those whomst t'was weaned
So hie thee hence, neither lad nor maid
But product of the quackster's trade
Thou art merchants hewn hand
Shall пе’ег be lady, thou art man