Anonymous 03/20/11(Sun)13:06:56 No.317164408 File1300640816 jpg-(65 Duke Nukem.jpg) Me: Hey beautiful Wow, thanks. That was unexpected as Me: not saying it because it’s nice, saying it because it's tr

Anonymous 03/20/11(Sun)13:06:56 No.317164408
File1300640816 jpg-(65 Duke Nukem.jpg)
Me: Hey beautiful
Wow, thanks. That was unexpected
as Me: not saying it because it’s nice, saying it because it's true.
Her: My my, whats gotten into you? Youre in а really sweet mood now
Me: realized It's time to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum, and all outta gum.
4 Her: You know have a boyfriend right? Why are you saying this to me anyway?
Me: I've got balls of steel!
Her: lol you probably cause he'd be pissed if he saw this.
Me: an equal opportunity ass kicker!
Her: НАНА omg, you're so weird today. You tell me beautiful and now you're acting а! alpha.
Me: Balls of steel!
Her: Right Look, honestly think you're kind of cute so if you're not doing anything right now, why dont you come over? Just don't tell anyone okay
Me: Hail to the king, baby
Her: fol, just get the Пей over here
Me: Damn good
Did really just get a booty call from a with a boyfnend using Duke Nukem lines?
FUCKING LOVE YOU