5 old son was playing the garden and sees 2 spiders, He asks me ‘Is that a mummy longlegs under that daddy longlegs?" No son, there is no mummy longlegs only daddy felt pretty proud of my answer, unti

5 old son was playing the garden and sees
2 spiders, He asks me ‘Is that a mummy longlegs
under that daddy longlegs?" No son, there is no
mummy longlegs only daddy felt pretty
proud of my answer, until he stomps on both
spiders saying, Well have none of that gay shit in
our fucking garden.