have а bot running 24/7 buying and selling for 0 target profit just to waste IRS manpower and money. print and send the IRS all the 1.51 documentation about my trades in paper form to stop them from a

have а bot running 24/7 buying and
selling for 0 target profit just to waste IRS
manpower and money.
print and send the IRS all the
1.51
documentation about my trades in paper
form to stop them from automatizing the
process with a computer program.
mix blank pages, double print, ghost print or mark/write
in them just in case they have a way to scan and use
some sort of recognition software. That way they have to
look at thousands upon thousands of pages one one
and look and random scribblings and drawn dicks while
doing their job.
It's a whole pallet of papers with trades so hire a guy to
forklift that shit and send it just in the offchance that
having to deal with a pallet is troublesome for them.
All the documents are numbered but pack everything
completely out of order
(as in the lower numbers
always happen to be at the bottom of the pallet) in case
the order of the trades is important. If order is important
they now have to deal lift boxes and have them laying
around before they can even start checking the numbers
My normal trades are also in those pages so they can't
just ignore everything.
This costs me thousands of dollars every year. make
sure to send the invoices of how much all the processes
cost me on top of the pallet so that whoever is in charge
of it knows wasting the equivalent of two months of
his маата in asinine shit on ton of his or her time.