u/Tight_You7768 8 trained an on 3 months of continuous fart sounds. Here's what happened. Gone Wild So collected 2.5 million fart samples (approximately 3 months of non-stop farting) and trained a neu

u/Tight_You7768 8
trained an on 3 months of continuous fart
sounds. Here's what happened.
Gone Wild
So collected 2.5 million fart samples (approximately
3 months of non-stop farting) and trained a neural
network on them.
The results:
К can identify your diet with 87% accuracy from a
single fart
It learned there are only 7 basic fart types (all
others are combinations)
It started generating "fart symphonies" that
actually slap
It predicted the stock market with 52% accuracy
(barely better than random but still)
Most disturbing discovery: When asked it to
generate "the perfect fart," it created a 3.7-second
sound that made my dog cry and my roommate
move out.