Enoch UnitedHealth CEO, Brian Thompson, has lately been failing to provide enough spare organs to executives through denying claims and then harvesting with a measly 22.7% denial rate. This is already

Enoch
UnitedHealth CEO, Brian Thompson, has lately
been failing to provide enough spare organs to
executives through denying claims and then
harvesting with a measly 22.7% denial rate. This
is already beyond the possible tolerances of our
lients, but with the holiday season drug rush
we cannot forgive his failure to meet market
demands any more. Once he's removed from the
equation, we can expect to finally get on with
our partying. We've provided you a rented
bicycle to intercept the target