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CHAPTER ONE
THE BOY WHO WASN’T
UNALIVED
and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, liked
flexing that they very basic, thank Tbh they were the last
people you'd think would be sus, because they were all fax no
printer.
Dursley was adulting at a firm called Grunnings,
which made drills.
He was'a dummy three man with hardly
any neck, although he had an absolute unit of a mustache.
Mrs. Dursley was а total Karen with zero chill and had hella
neck, which came in very useful when she was stalking her
neighbours and not minding her own.
The Dursleys had a small son called Dudley who they
thought was the main character. The Dursleys were mostly
thriving, but they also had lowkey tea which didn't pass the
vibe check and their greatest fear was to get called out and
cancelled. They were too close to the sun and
didn’t think they could
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