Fuck all martial arts. The only way to learn how to fight is no rules and no warning. rough up some homeless guys to start with. They have shit reaction time and are easy 1.06 PNG to get the jump on. — мем — memoteka
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Fuck all martial arts. The only way to learn how to fight is no rules and no warning. rough up some homeless guys to start with. They have shit reaction time and are easy 1.06 PNG to get the jump on.

2026-09-27 02:00

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Fuck all martial arts. The only way to
learn how to fight is no rules and no
warning. rough up some
homeless guys to start with. They
have shit reaction time and are easy
1.06 PNG
to get the jump on. Especially if you
hold out some change. Next you are
going to move up to fatties. 300+ plus. Better reaction
time than a drugged up malnourished homeless man,
but slow enough to help you get used to dodging and
countering. Now you are ready to hit the bar. Drunks
have bad reaction time, but are very strong and
aggressive. These fights are how you get used to
risking your life and be calm under pressure. to a
construction yard or some other place where people
hard physical labor. Catch one of them just after
work. They should be pretty gassed, but will be very fit
and strong. After a few of those it is time to to the
big leagues. Catch people walking alone at night. They
will be high alert and there is no telling who you'll run
into. You will have to learn the art of surprise. Once
you get good at taking out people in the streets it is
time to find a martial arts school. Stalk their fighters
and take them out. This will be the longest step. Travel
across the world stalking and jumping random
fighters from random gyms. Once they are no longer a
challenge the next step up is police. This gets a lot
harder as they have guns and specialized awareness
training. Keep that up until it is easy. Now it is time for
the military. Soldier just off duty. Preferably ones with
PTSD for the extra challenge. Then you will move up to
agents in intelligence agencies. Once you get good at
pounding those guys, It is time to move up to active
battlefields.

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