Anonymous Я 09/25/22(Sun)12:35:21 №.396861856 >Join army >Get occupation overseas >Live in Germany since March >Meet the locals in the pub here >Drink beer, good time with them >Suddenly one of them s

Anonymous Я
09/25/22(Sun)12:35:21 №.396861856
>Join army
>Get occupation overseas
>Live in Germany since March
>Meet the locals in the pub here
>Drink beer, good time with them
>Suddenly one of them stands up
>"Ich haben ein Зспевеп zum machen!"
>All of the Germans suddenly stand up
>"Auf zum Schei&enbetrachtung!"
>They all to the toilet
>Tell me to join them
>One guy sits on toilet, the others watch him
>He presses out a massive turd
>All the other Germans watch it after left the seat
>"Mmmh dies ist ein gute Schei&en!"
>Leave pub early
>Cant sleep that night
wanna home.