STOP DOING CRYPTOGRAPHY WHY ALICE AND BOB JUST DON'T TALK DIRECTLY? YEARS OF yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for INDISTINGUISHABLE OBFUSCATION Wanted to SPEAK PRIVATELY We had a tool for that: It was call

STOP DOING CRYPTOGRAPHY
WHY ALICE AND BOB JUST DON'T TALK DIRECTLY?
YEARS OF yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND
for INDISTINGUISHABLE OBFUSCATION
Wanted to
SPEAK PRIVATELY
We had a tool for
that: It was called A CLOSED DOOR
“Yes please give me AZKPK of something. Please give me
ACOMMITMENT of it” Statements dreamed up evil wizards
LOOK at what have been demanding your Respect
for all this time, with all the CALCULATORS we built for them
(This is СВУРТО done REAL CRYPTOGRAPHERS
22???
2222???
“Hello would like
apples please”
They have played for absolute fools