Share the most retarded thing you've ever done. I'll first. >be 138 РМС >23 days ago >driving drunk as fuck, run a red light, ram into a fucking cop car at 20 mph >саг$ are not too damaged >drunk mind

Share the most retarded
thing you've ever done. I'll
first.
>be
138 РМС
>23 days ago
>driving drunk as fuck, run a red light, ram
into a fucking cop car at 20 mph
>саг$ are not too damaged
>drunk mind is scared as shit
>unable to think of a reason, stab myself
with my pocket knife before the cop comes
over
>hide knife in glove box
>зау, had been stabbed officer"
>cop gives me a ride to the nearest
hospital
mfw crisis avoided