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Сауе Johnson An important update... could just type the damned thing out, but the internet gals said “bad news does better if it’s in an image”. your keycard isn’t working, that’s how you know affecte

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Сауе Johnson
An important update...
could just type the damned thing out,
but the internet gals said “bad news
does better if it’s in an image”.
your keycard isn’t working, that’s how
you know affected.
Today we made the hard decision to close several of our
smaller divisions and departments, due to unforseen
mismanagement, and general irresponsibility on our part.
Know that this decision wasn’t easy for or come lightly.
Laywers have fold that we feel “very sad” about this, but
to note that we remain committed to our shareholders with
voting rights, and executive performance bonuses.
Aperture Science™ will continue to focus on making the best
Science™ possible, and if we can’t, we'll just outright buy it.
“APERTURE

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