Racial Characteristics: Hard to tell a Canadian from an extremely boring regular white person unless he's dressed to outdoors. Very little is known of the Canadian country since 16 rarely visited anyo

Racial Characteristics: Hard to tell
a Canadian from an extremely boring
regular white person unless he's
dressed to outdoors. Very little is
known of the Canadian country since
16 rarely visited anyone but the
Queen and illiterate sport fishermen.
It is thought to resemble a sort of arc-
tic Nebraska. It’s reported that Cana-
dians keep pet French people. If true,
this is their only interesting trait. At
any rate, they are apparently able to
train Frenchmen to play hockey,
which is more than any European has
ever been able to
Good Points: Still have plenty of
indians to abuse.
Proper Forms of Address: Bud,
mac, mister, hey you.
Some Examples of Canadian
Repartee:
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