SOFTWARE WAS МОТ SUPPOSED ТО BE STABLE YEARS OF BACKPORTS yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for staying more than ONE VERSION behind Wanted to run something older anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that:

SOFTWARE WAS МОТ SUPPOSED ТО BE STABLE
YEARS OF BACKPORTS yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for
staying more than ONE VERSION behind
Wanted to run something older anyway for a laugh? We had
a tool for that: It was called "DOS"
"Yes please install version 3.32.2-2.2 of libgtkhtml3.14-19.
Please install version 1.6~rc2+dfsg-9+deb8ul of libasn1-8-
heimdal" Statements dreamed up the utterly Deranged
LOOK at what Debian has been demanding your Respect for all
this time, with all the computers modems we built for them
(These are REAL Packages, shipped in UPSTREAM Debian):
2222?
"Hello would like KDE 4:4.14.2-5+deb8u3 please"
They have played for absolute fools