The Yashin Earthquake

Wishes the
Only uses the stall in
the farthest comer restroom was empty
covers seat with paper
to avoid germs
Regulates breathing to
Carefully monitors
gaps in door to minimalize sound 2
sure по is Feels extremely
vulnerable when toilet water
Covers penis with splashes up
hands just in case
Only pushes when someone
Only lets out a small else flushes/washes hands to
piece before getting mask the sound of it hitting
nervous and leaving the water
“The Chad Earthquake”
Only uses stalls next to loud grunting
occupied ones ushe
as possible for
maximum noise
Always checks to Leaves the door
see if neighbor open
needs some Ear-piercing yelling
Takes pants
completely off for Shits literal mountains
timum efficienc
Legs planted firmly for
maxmum stability
Winks at bros that
see him Ejects feces with the
Stands like a man, of a laser-quided
sitting is for women