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How То fix
A Linux
any computer
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Learn to code in Recompile the kernel. Build
your own microprocessor out of spare silicon you
had lying around. Recornpile the kernel again. Switch
distros Recompile the kernel again but this time using a
Windows
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CPV powered refracted light from Saturn. Grow a
giont beard. Blame Sun Microsystems. Turn your
bedroom into a server closet and spend ten years falling
asleep to the sound of whirring fans. distros again
Reboot
Apple
all hygene. Write a regular expression that
moke other programmers cry blood. Learn to code
Take it to an Apple store.
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Buy a new Mac.
Format hard drive
Overdraw your Quietly weep.
Reinstall Windows.
Lose your files. Quietly weep.
Revert back to using
Windows or a Mac.
Quietly weep.