The McDonald's french fry is unbelievable. When you bite into it, you think: It's so tasty, it can't be real. As soon as it gets cold, it turns to lard and flubble. mean, have you ever tried to eat a

The McDonald's french fry is unbelievable. When
you bite into it, you think: It's so tasty, it can't be
real. As soon as it gets cold, it turns to lard and
flubble. mean, have you ever tried to eat a McDonald's
french fry that's gone cold? That's one of the circles
of hell. The gulf between the warm, fresh, lightly salted
McDonald's french fry and the cold McDonald's
french fry is as great a gulf as any know.
Viggo Mortensen, Esquire magazine