>be >20 year old wageslave who's sick of living in mom's basement and is saving up to move out >decided to work for Amazon 29 JPG because of the $15/hour >work 10 hour shifts walking around a warehous

>be
>20 year old wageslave who's sick
of living in mom's basement and is
saving up to move out
>decided to work for Amazon
29 JPG because of the $15/hour
>work 10 hour shifts walking
around a warehouse picking items off shelves and
putting them in totes
>fucising sucks
>one day, pop in earphones and put on the New
Vegas radio soundtrack
>pretend the Courier walking back and forth to
complete missions
>pretend my scanning gun is a .357
>pretend to into VATS whenever see my
manager in the distance
>manage to get through the day a lot quicker
>Feeling a lot cooler about myself
Anyways, can one of you guys recommend me the
quickest way to «И myself, it felt so good acting so
retarded that know there's no more hope for me
and need to end it fast before turn into even
more of a full on retard.