Anonymous 06/24/24(Mon)08:13:30 No.77940526 >Be me, straight man >Walking through the grocery store. if >Notice a cute femboy with perfectly styled hair struggling to reach а сап on the top shelf. A4

Anonymous 06/24/24(Mon)08:13:30 No.77940526
>Be me, straight man
>Walking through the grocery store.
if
>Notice a cute femboy with
perfectly styled hair struggling to
reach а сап on the top shelf.
A4 >Ветд the helpful person and
403 PNG slightly admiring his choice of a
crop top, offer to help him.
>As hand him the can, feel a sharp pain in my back.
>Collapse to the ground and see stars, my vision
swimming.
>Through the haze, make out an elderly Chinese man
standing over me.
>He's holding a cane in one hand and his service
revolver in the other.
>Realize the femboy was a ruse to get me vulnerable.
>The store's staff suddenly surrounds me, all of them
brandishing firearms.
>They all turned into chinese mans, closing in and
blocking all exits.
>The most chinese, clearly the alpha chinese elderly
man out of them growls, "Defeat in MAHJONG or be
banished to the land of the (our term for barbarians)
for eternity."