On his first night in the White House, President Trump complained that the in his bedroom was broken, because it didn’t have “the gorilla channel”. Trump seemed to be under the impression that a chann

On his first night in the White House, President Trump
complained that the in his bedroom was broken, because it
didn’t have “the gorilla channel”. Trump seemed to be under the
impression that a channel existed that screened nothing but
gorilla-based content, 24 hours a day.
To appease ‘Trump, White House staff compiled a number of
gorilla documentaries into a makeshift gorilla channel, broadcast
into bedroom from а hastily-constructed transmission
tower on the South Lawn. However, Trump was unhappy with
the channel they had created, moaning that it was “boring”
because “the gorillas aren’t fighting”.
Staff edited out all the parts of the documentaries where
gorillas weren’t hitting each other, and at last the president was
satisfied. “On some days watch the gorilla channel for 17
hours straight,” an insider told me. “He kneels in front of the
with his face about four inches from the screen, and says
encouraging things to the gorillas, like ‘the way you hit that other
gorilla was good’. I think he thinks the gorillas can hear him.”