No.41146672 >>41142993 >get eod call >reported landmine in field >arrive on scene sixteen hours late >local brings into his house >gestures to a vase on his mantle and shouts at the terp >terp says hi

No.41146672
>>41142993
>get eod call
>reported landmine in field
>arrive on scene sixteen hours late
>local brings into his house
>gestures to a vase on his mantle and shouts at
the terp
>terp says his story doesnt make sense so he
goes through it again with the local
>landmine story was bullshit to get on scene so
wed deal with his actual problem
>local's dead father is haunting his household and
cursing his home and land
>[tactical pause]
>return to truck and relay
>basically get told that the ball is in our court, but
try to help
>ask local what he expected to about it
>he doesn't know but assumed that we're
equipped to handle paranormal phenomena since
we have ipods and they have VHS
>ask him how attached to his father's ashes he is
>"get him out of my house"
>fuck it, if we leave now we can still make hot
chow
>take the urn into an empty section of field, apply a
40 pound cratering charge and calm the absolute
shit out of the restless spirit
>give the local a mountain dew, some halal jerky, a
glow stick and a little and afghan flag pin
>home in time for midnight chow
And that's how became a ghostbuster.