You've officially hit rock bottom in programming. It's like you're trying to communicate with the computer using interpretive dance instead of code. You absolute soggy toaster strudel of a programmer,

You've officially hit rock bottom in programming. It's like
you're trying to communicate with the computer using interpretive dance instead of code.
You absolute soggy toaster strudel of a programmer, what cosmic joke allowed you to be in
front of a computer? Every line of code you write probably sets the entire field of
computer science back decades. It’s like watching a walrus try to ballet painful,
yet you can’t look away. Honestly, you should consider a career in anything else. Origami,
perhaps? At least when you fold paper, it's supposed to happen. Seriously, take up anything
that's as far away from programming as humanly possible. It's for the greater good of the
digital world.
(anonymous)