Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)21:04:48 №.207520700 >=207521023 File: dumbledore.png (193 >'One BILLION points to Gryffindor!” Dumbledore bellowed across the dining hall. "Hahahaha yes you heard me right, one
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Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)21:04:48 №.207520700 >=207521023 File: dumbledore.png (193 >'One BILLION points to Gryffindor!” Dumbledore bellowed across the dining hall. "Hahahaha yes you heard me right, one BILLION points!" The students were left speechless as their headmaster cackled maniacally. "And you know what, NEGATIVE one billion points to Slytherin! Yes, hahaha! Yes, that will до!" The jaws of the Slytherin table dropped in unison. They were struck in disbelief what they just heard. the headmaster! Hahaha can anything! ANYTHING! Even this!" Gandalf raised raised his wand and pointed it at Slytherin table. “Sectumsempra!" Goyle fell to the floor, clutching at the wounds that had suddenly manifested across his bulbous belly. Ganondorf cried out once more. "What's the matter, Draco? You look a little glum for someone that was supposed to win the House Cup today!" expression turned from shock to a frown, whether means of the cruciatus curse or own his destitution when faced with certain death remain unclear. "Ауада Кедауга! Avada Кедамга!" Dumbledore wailed calmly. Slytherin students fell to the floor masse. After near every last member of the House of Slytherin laid dead before his outstretched legs, Dumbledore approach the still conscious Draco. “Hell will always be given to those who ask for it, my dear Draco." Dumbledore removed a ritual dagger from his robes and plunged it deep within Draco's heart, ending the Malfoy line once and for all. The prodigal of Slytherin's blood seeped down into the goblet beneath him, which Dumbledore had saved just for this occasion. As the blood finished pouring and the poor boy could stay upright no more, the headmaster cast the child's corpse aside and drank heartily from the chalice. Through blood-soaked teeth, the legendary Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore called for the attention of the remaining Hogwarts houses one last time. "A toast!” He proclaimed. "A toast, to gamers!" The students raised their own mugs in approval. What a magical year at Hogwarts!
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