01:49:13 No.367269047 >Middle school >Pretty normal kid named Lewis >Average number of friends, not {00 weird, not too smart, you get the idea >Get assigned project on future careers >His turn >He lea

01:49:13 No.367269047
>Middle school
>Pretty normal kid named Lewis
>Average number of friends, not {00 weird, not too smart, you get the idea
>Get assigned project on future careers
>His turn
>He leaves the room
>Comes back with a box
>There are hundreds of turtles in the box
А >Literally hundreds
>He trips
>The box spills
>Little turtles fucking everywhere
>What the actual fuck
>He starts FREAKING. OUT. about the turtles escaping
>Literally bursts into tears
>His dad is a herpetologist and his turtles
>Lewis stole the turtles
>None of the turtles escape because they're turtles. we just pick them up and put them back it's not like they can run fast
>Teacher tells me to take him to the office so they can call his dad and pick up the turtles
>He wont stop crying
>Actually has a seizure on the way to the office
>Spills turtle box again, all down the stair well
>Falls down the stairs with them
>Splits his scalp open, hits his face
>Turtles and blood everywhere
have to run up and down three flights of stairs and collect the turtles while Lewis is unconscious
Teachers later ask me why helped the turtles and not Lewis. still don't know.