I've started joining every Google Meet 30 seconds early. When you join early, everyone's virtual note takers join early too. spend the first few seconds screaming about how on the Titanic, we've just

I've started joining every Google Meet 30 seconds early.
When you join early, everyone's virtual note takers join early too.
spend the first few seconds screaming about how on the Titanic,
we've just hit an iceberg, the end is near, and need immediate
assistance.
then the rest of the meeting normally.
When the meeting ends, everyone gets an emailed transcript where the
summary Is:
“Chris hit an iceberg, is trapped on a sinking ship, and general
pricing updates”