HackerMan04/15/23(Sat)00:43:03 No.72959568 >Call a company >"Hello would you like whitehathacker LLC to attempt to hack you? We offer our services to poke 27 JPG holes in your network, and if we find

HackerMan04/15/23(Sat)00:43:03 No.72959568
>Call a company
>"Hello would you like
whitehathacker LLC to
attempt to hack you? We
offer our services to poke
27 JPG
holes in your network, and if
we find a problem, we let you
know. That way we can patch it so no big
bad hackerman can break in?"
>They agree
>Try to "hack" their system
>Sit on my ass for a week
>"Your system is fully functional and we did
not find any holes"
>Get paid