Report: NATO pilots restrained and locked in cages at Polish airbase 3 hours ago Pilots were heard "howling" and seen frothing at the mouth upon seeing reports NATO A10 pilots were restrained in strai

Report: NATO pilots restrained and
locked in cages at Polish airbase
3 hours ago
Pilots were heard "howling" and seen frothing at the mouth upon seeing reports
NATO A10 pilots were restrained in straightjackets and thrown in
cages "for their own good" after seeing videos of a long convoy of
Russian vehicles idling on Ukrainian highway.
А at a NATO airbase in Poland confirmed today that pilots were
being held against their will.
Approximately 10 pilots assigned to fly the A10 allegedly grew
increasingly animalistic during a news broadcast of Russian invasion of
Ukraine.
“They were like monkeys with the last banana on earth."
Ground crews scrambled to chase after the pilots, who raced to their aircraft
without any of their proper flight gear or reflective safety belts. Upon
apprehension, the pilots began struggling violently and ranting unintelligibly,
some about the hardness of their erections.