>be me at 21 >Porn addict who's personality is weed (cue the buzz Lightyear at toybarn gif) >Coming home from work in my 1999 Toyota, can't remember the name of 117KBPNG specifically >It's about a 30

>be me at 21
>Porn addict who's personality is weed
(cue the buzz Lightyear at toybarn
gif)
>Coming home from work in my 1999
Toyota, can't remember the name of
117KBPNG specifically
>It's about a 30 min drive home
through some woods
>Hit a huge fucking rock while in the middle of the
woods, it kills my tire
get out and attempt to replace it but forget that my
dad took my spare
>Stuck walking towards the Chevron that's almost a
mile away
>The way back is really fucking dark and obviously no
one wants to pick me up
>After almost shitting myself because of fear arrive at
Chevron
>One of my high school friends is there, ask him for
help
>This nice bastard drives me all the way back and helps
with the tire
get back to my apartment and immediately fall
asleep
dream that back in the woods
>A giant penis monster comes up to me, touches my
forehead and says "you will not self pleasure or view
pornography again’
wake up in a cold sweat
>For some reason never have the urge to masturbate
again
Everything happens for a reason.