Anonymous №.159905858 "Have you watched The Lord of The Rings, man? Yeah? If you remember, there's this little dude, Gollum, he's a fuckin’ genius, man. Eats nothing but raw meat, fish; dude's got his

Anonymous
№.159905858
"Have you watched The Lord of The
Rings, man? Yeah? If you remember,
there's this little dude, Gollum, he's a
fuckin’ genius, man. Eats nothing but
raw meat, fish; dude's got his paleo
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diet down to an art, man. Bear-crawls
everywhere, always swimming, rock-
climbing; dude's athletic as fuck. He should not look
as scrawny as he does, he should be one scary-
looking motherfucker, all muscle. No offense to
Tolkien, but he doesn't know shit about fitness. I've
started eating live fish and bear crawling everywhere,
and gotta tell feel incredible; best shape I've
ever been in. telling you, man, Gollum's like a
Hobbit chimpanzee."