FUCKING SOBER RESPONSES ТО “WHY AREN’T YOU DRINKING?”: Because an alcoholic. and show you.” “I don’t need alcohol to make regrettable decisions.” allergic. I break out in bad clichés (and also handcuf

FUCKING SOBER RESPONSES ТО
“WHY AREN’T YOU DRINKING?”:
Because an alcoholic.
and show you.”
“I don’t need alcohol to make regrettable decisions.”
allergic. I break out in
bad clichés (and also handcuffs).”
“I went pro too early and had a career ending injury.”
“There isn’t enough alcohol to make
me want to fuck anyone here.”
“I a sober niche internet micro-celebrity
and it would diminish my brand if I relapsed.”
“Have you ever seen
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Requiem for а Dream? “Why are YOU drinking?
Did you know that alcohol
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