EuroEnglish The European Commissi English will be the just announced an agreement whereby was the other language of the rather than German, which As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's and that En

EuroEnglish
The European Commissi
English will be the just announced an agreement whereby
was the other language of the rather than German, which
As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's
and that English spelling had some room for improvement
а 5 year phase-in plan that would be known as
first year, will replace the soft "с"... Sertainly, this will make the
servants jump with joy. The hard will be dropped in favor of the "К".
should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the
troublesome will be replaced with the This will make words like
20% shorter.
In the year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments
will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent
to akurate speling. Also, wil agre that the horible mes of the silent in
the language is disgraceful, and they should away.
the yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing with "2"
and with
During fifz year, unesesary "о" kan be dropd from vords kontaining
and similar changes of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
censibl riten styl. To mak it ezir to red,
After zis fifz yer, vil hav a reli sensibl riten sty!. it ezit
nown: wil bekum Kapitalizd. Zer vil be no mor Trubls or Difikultis and
vil find It ezi understand ech Ozer.
Evrivun
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